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Why on earth did i choose Engineering?? this is me right now    I think it's because like maths...  No nah shey bi is because i want to make my own car, aeroplane and change the world etc and unilag engineering be like Shut up! Welcome to the faculty of engineering    Then it all started in year one when you do an objective question and with the same answer Acceleration due to gravity (A) 10ms-2 (B) 9.8ms-2 (C.) 9.80ms-2 (D.) 9.8000ms-2   Then later we stop seeing numbers in our work

Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians. 1.        If you have Bad grades  Drop Out  People make it when they drop out self    Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu 2. If you are really broke  Don’t give up…   Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja, baba Ijebu  

Don't lie you know your boy friend have mouth odour buy him close up Solution:  buy him  If you are dating a sodeinde boy why will you date a sodeinde boy self Well buy him I swear he won't shit on you

MOREMI That kind of Girl that goes to church  and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger) She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor But they look the same be care ful ELKANEMI This kinda guy And hin get talent The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set MAKAMA After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams

GTB QUEUE Advantage   You might get to meet one babe that will come and borrow your biro I have biro- come and take Disadvantage You might meet some one you are owing money  You see this money i want to withdraw ehn is for my project UNILAG CAB QUEUE Advantage When one babe come and beg for space  I am thinking about it

That Room mate that sleeps like this How you always get to watch if they haven't Remove your charger How you get to look for the second leg of your bata That room mate that will just sundili smile when pressing phone

Here are some of the People you meet In the university Of Lagos Faculty of Engineering Precisely  When they Release result That Single Person that Got A Guy Nah you oh Why should they give me B I wrote that Paper well nah IF he can Just Add two marks I will get A (Honestly) I am Writing A letter or God just do somthing Guy Abeg you Sabi that Lecturer