REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE OR DRINK SNIPER
Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I
see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians.
1.
If you have Bad grades
Drop Out
People make it when they drop out self
Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu
2.
If you are really broke
Don’t give up…
Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja,
baba Ijebu
Have you tried selling gala, pure
water or popcorn
3. The kind of movies they will release later this year, At least don't die for that one reason
You can add this one too
4.
Do you even know whether Dasuki mistakenly paid
some money in one random bank in your name
6
You shouldn’t stress your friends – it’s not
easy forming tears when you did not hit your leg on a stone + University Of
Lagos is big, walking round the whole school with candle burning their hands
isn’t nice…
7
Even If your babe or boyfriend leave for another
person… Just go and blow #getmotivation
8
Are you unhappy??
Take vodka, Or
Try Iya Ife outside school Abule oja… Take
two bottles and peppersoup
9.
Do you just hate yourself??
Then you should stop watching too many American
movies, hating oneself isn’t our thing in this part of the world
10.
Is any one threatening you to take it
Tell the person to kuku kill you
Where you are right now isn't where you are going it's just a phase
Well this might help
How to Convince Yourself Not to Commit Suicide

















Hilarious boy. Iya Ife is Epic!
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