IF UNILAG HOSTELS BE HUMAN BEING ( THEIR CHARACTER)

MOREMI

That kind of Girl that goes to church

 and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger)

She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment

Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor

But they look the same be care ful

ELKANEMI

This kinda guy

And hin get talent

The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set

MAKAMA


After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams

She'll listen to your love talk just to scam later

HONOURS

Where is New hall?

After rushing to a Class and the lecturer only said the class as been postponed

When she Comes downstairs at night

BORING(IN CAPITAL LETTER)



MTH

Ripe for Marriage

How they Madam Tinubu responds when small boys say she's beautiful

(Most of them are Engaged)

FAGUNWA
Very low key girl

She can be dating you and your friend and you guys wont know

How they dress at school vs home

ENI NJOKU

Motivational Speaker( with a thick Accent)

In the Lace of Life you have to Rearn to Rike what you have

How he does when he enters his apartment

it stinks

JAJA

Always ready for Academic works

 That Broke (Stingy)

KOFO


She have small breast (Dija movement)

Petite


 She like solo (Gossip gangster)

AMINA
Dirty Girl

Boyfriend snatcher

That kinda girl that fight for Boys

SODEINDE

Bad Boy (like Ashawo, Smoke Igbo, Does every Bad thing)

No babe, No side chick (just let us be doing Isheykushey)

Where is the Chapel?

Sodeinde's reaction when a girl says 'I love you'

 That ugly boy that gets a fine babes

BIOBAKU

 Male whore

Where is the School Library?

MAREIRE 

Very Romantic, Sly nigga

That Bisexual Boy

Very Smart