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NIGERIA IS A ZOO

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What is happening right  now in our zoo is the exact thing going on in Nigeria. I was on twitter and I saw a post from the handle  @MrSawyerr A zoo in Nigeria stands accused of animal cruelty after a photo of a frail-looking camel surfaced online. @MrSawyerr  said he was visiting the National Children's Park and Zoo in the capital city of Abuja when he spotted the animal. Check these tweets Saw this former camel at the Abuja Zoo. pic.twitter.com/PuNcKs2kXq — Sawyerr (@MrSawyerr) October 27, 2018 Another angle The famous Abuja former Camel, even the Camel doesn’t know what it has currently evolved too. pic.twitter.com/wwHvP3d8Cr — oje ativie (@don_ativiano) November 1, 2018 You think it's only abuja zoo? The one in Jos seems healthier pic.twitter.com/ybWtIDgn0D — Zoos in Nigeria need to be cancelled! I remember crying at the sight of neglected elephants in Maiduguri zoo...
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10 Benefits of being UGLY

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10 Benefits of being UGLY   Hmm? Yes, there is, I’m not trying to be sarcastic In life nothing is totally useless! Everything’s got its own benefits. I know you are like STWOP IITTTTT For instance, no matter how useless you are you can still be use as example for kids that want to become useless. For example:  Mom: Do you want to be useless like that brother Son: No So here are some benefits for being UGLY oya we are listening 1.   If someone compliment you on a talent,  you know it must be genuine 2.        If someone laugh at your joke, it must be really funny  3.        Your phone battery last longer  When the only thing you check is facebook who is chatting you up 4.    When you walk alone at night you don’t have to be bothered  about people followi...
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THE KIND OF GIRL I CAN MARRY AND THE ONES I CAN'T

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THE KIND OF GIRL THAT WHEN I CHEAT ON SHE'LL UNDERSTAND AND LIKE ME MORE   NOT THE ONE THAT WILL BREAK BOTTLE I DON'T LIKE RAZZ GIRLS I DON'T LIKE GIRLS THAT WILL DISGRACE ME OR THE ONE THAT WILL POISON ME BECAUSE OF MY PROPERTY
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Why on earth did i choose Engineering?

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Why on earth did i choose Engineering?? this is me right now    I think it's because like maths...  No nah shey bi is because i want to make my own car, aeroplane and change the world etc and unilag engineering be like Shut up! Welcome to the faculty of engineering    Then it all started in year one when you do an objective question and with the same answer Acceleration due to gravity (A) 10ms-2 (B) 9.8ms-2 (C.) 9.80ms-2 (D.) 9.8000ms-2   Then later we stop seeing numbers in our work
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REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE OR DRINK SNIPER

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Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians. 1.        If you have Bad grades  Drop Out  People make it when they drop out self    Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu 2. If you are really broke  Don’t give up…   Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja, baba Ijebu  
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top 5 Falentine gifts for your boy friend

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Don't lie you know your boy friend have mouth odour buy him close up Solution:  buy him  If you are dating a sodeinde boy why will you date a sodeinde boy self Well buy him I swear he won't shit on you
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IF UNILAG HOSTELS BE HUMAN BEING ( THEIR CHARACTER)

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MOREMI That kind of Girl that goes to church  and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger) She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor But they look the same be care ful ELKANEMI This kinda guy And hin get talent The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set MAKAMA After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams
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