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THE KIND OF GIRL I CAN MARRY AND THE ONES I CAN'T

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THE KIND OF GIRL THAT WHEN I CHEAT ON SHE'LL UNDERSTAND AND LIKE ME MORE   NOT THE ONE THAT WILL BREAK BOTTLE I DON'T LIKE RAZZ GIRLS I DON'T LIKE GIRLS THAT WILL DISGRACE ME OR THE ONE THAT WILL POISON ME BECAUSE OF MY PROPERTY

Why on earth did i choose Engineering?

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Why on earth did i choose Engineering?? this is me right now    I think it's because like maths...  No nah shey bi is because i want to make my own car, aeroplane and change the world etc and unilag engineering be like Shut up! Welcome to the faculty of engineering    Then it all started in year one when you do an objective question and with the same answer Acceleration due to gravity (A) 10ms-2 (B) 9.8ms-2 (C.) 9.80ms-2 (D.) 9.8000ms-2   Then later we stop seeing numbers in our work

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T COMMIT SUICIDE OR DRINK SNIPER

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Well most times we all feel terrible, bad and lonely but I see no reason to commit suicide, why, cause we are not Indians. 1.        If you have Bad grades  Drop Out  People make it when they drop out self    Bill gate and our very own orji uzor kalu 2. If you are really broke  Don’t give up…   Have you played Nairabet, bet9ja, baba Ijebu  

top 5 Falentine gifts for your boy friend

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Don't lie you know your boy friend have mouth odour buy him close up Solution:  buy him  If you are dating a sodeinde boy why will you date a sodeinde boy self Well buy him I swear he won't shit on you

IF UNILAG HOSTELS BE HUMAN BEING ( THEIR CHARACTER)

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MOREMI That kind of Girl that goes to church  and turn up at the same time  (Club Banger) She will have one major Boyfriend and loads of backup cus she hates commitment Somadem are Rinch and Somadem poor But they look the same be care ful ELKANEMI This kinda guy And hin get talent The kind of guy that will call Phone - Hand set MAKAMA After clubbing through out the semester 2days to exams

QUEUE (ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES)

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GTB QUEUE Advantage   You might get to meet one babe that will come and borrow your biro I have biro- come and take Disadvantage You might meet some one you are owing money  You see this money i want to withdraw ehn is for my project UNILAG CAB QUEUE Advantage When one babe come and beg for space  I am thinking about it